March 20, 2010 - The Last Days of Frankie the Fly; Rest Stop: Dead Ahead

'Twas a bad day at Window Rock as they say.

(60) The Last Days of Frankie the Fly (1996): When a film stars Dennis Hopper, Daryl Hannah, Michael Madsen, and Kiefer Sutherland, you'd expect it to be good, right? There's much to be said about lowered - or even no - expectations for a film. The piece of crap is one bad stereotype after another with a story that's clear and muddled at the same time. I don't even feel like telling you what it's about. You'll have to be content with the fact that if you follow my recommendation then you'll never have to find out.

1 Star

(61) Rest Stop: Dead Ahead (2006): This is possibly the worst horror movie I've ever seen. The only name you'll recognize, maybe, is that of Joey Lawrence, in a very embarrassing role that I'm sure he took because they promised to feed him thrice daily during his days on the set. This is the typical story of a boy and a girl who pull into a rest stop, boy disappears, and girl is haunted for no reason by some peckerwood maniac for the rest of the film. In a nutshell, that's your movie. Don't even bother.

0 Stars